Thar be death a' spewin'.....

Missy C.
on 11/27/09 9:04 am - Hendersonville, TN

from my arse!

Ugh. My gas is just toxic. I hate it. I always see the ads here for Devrom. Has any one used it? Any one on something else?

Hubby is singing the D-I-V-O-R-C-E song to me each time.. ooooooeeeeee!

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HW/ 338 Starting Weight w/clinic /324 Surgery/307 Current/175 Goal/168

huntersmommy
on 11/27/09 9:07 am

RNY on 11/05/09

I hear you sista!!!

I could melt paint off the walls!

Christina135
on 11/27/09 9:37 am

RNY on 03/23/09

oh and throwing a shout out hello to huntersmommy

*woot*

Christina

Let it begin with me.

03/2009 - SW:261 GW 135 (CW:131)

Christina135
on 11/27/09 9:36 am

RNY on 03/23/09

Oh Missy.

Together, we could take over the world.

I believe the smells that emanate from my ass could peel paint.

I know they say everyone likes their own brand, but I can't STAND it. Cross between warm **** vomit and hot wet garbage.

Just sayin' is all.

Christina

Let it begin with me.

03/2009 - SW:261 GW 135 (CW:131)

Pat G.
on 11/27/09 11:49 am - Benton, LA

RNY on 07/16/09

Y'all are cracking me up! I'm afraid I have kind of the opposite problem -- I can't smell mine! I can smell other people's farts, but not my own, not even my poo. So I'm extremely paranoid about it because I have no way to gauge how bad they smell. I picture myself sitting in a cloud of my own stink, completely unaware of the misery all around me. So far, no one has fainted, but in public restrooms I have heard a couple of comments I was pretty sure might have involved what I was doing in there. Do they make a stinkometer - I need to have some kind of reading!

Beth S.
on 11/27/09 11:52 am

RNY on 05/12/09

Ok, I have had some funky gas the last week or so. Not happy about it either.

Honestly, I went for the first four months with virtually no gas and I was a happy girl. Now my ass is making up for lost time!!!

I have tried gas-x strips but they're not working.

???

Beth S.
Nashville, TN
Lap RNY - 5/12/209
Starting Weight - 315.0 lbs
Weight as of 11/27/2009 - 223.4 lbs

CANADIAN GASTRIC
CHICKY
on 11/27/09 11:58 am - Canada

RNY on 06/10/08

Missy

I thought it wasnt going to be an issue - then I had my gallbladder out in September and really this is just wrong........

I mean I can not blame my hubby and he says in all his life he has never been around grown men that could be that foul - its so foul and not just sugar alcohol related for me or carb now since I had my gb out.....

Umm it just is reality now and it just is- I too would love for someone to step up and do a Devrom testimonial - I am doing probiotics and digestive enzymes and according to hubby and dd and the pug.......... no luck yet!

deb

        STARTING 2010 WITH A BANG! 160 LBS LOST!

      WLS JOURNEY: HW-292/SW-273/CW-132-GOAL 125LBS
        WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT - ME - 132 LBS ! omg
                            - Happy to be Brenda B's angel !

SweetGirl11
on 11/27/09 5:56 pm

RNY on 06/08/09

I hear ya! I am so toxic that my farts smell like something crawled up my arse and died up there and is rotting! I don't know what's worse........ the loud ones that sound like a fog horn or the silent but deadly ones! It was so bad one day that my hubby literally RAN and got the can of Glade!!! I told him that death by farts is not grounds for divorce in the state of NY.

Michelle (OH member since 2004 - new user name)

HW 285 / SW 270 / GW 140 / LW 135 / CW 185

RNY 6/8/2009
Starting size 26/28, now size 12/14

"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." -Hebrews 13:8

Funin AZsun
on 11/27/09 10:39 pm - AZ

RNY on 02/02/09

ROFLMFAO !!! I so needed this chuckle this morning!! Thank you all.

Sadly, I am in the same boat. It is a good thing I live alone!!!!

Holly
Goal weight reached 12/7/09 ~ 155lbs 5'8"
267 / 155 / 145
SW / GW / CW

"Cat hair is considered a condiment in this house"

scrabblenut
on 11/28/09 2:52 am

I'm three days post-op and would love to be able to expel some of this gas. I wouldn't care how it smelled! (Not sure if my housemates would agree with me, though.) Is this a bizarre "count your blessings" moment? Blessed if you can fart. Blessed if you are not offending the rest of the world with farts?

Hmmm. Talk amongst yourselves.

Scrabblenut

11 months out and 25 pounds to goal weight. Hooray!!!!!

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