Don 1962 ’s Posts
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Taking a crap had not been the problem. I crapped 5x my first full day home on Wed. This was my first SOLID poop! I was about as proud of it as my nephew was of his new baby's first turd!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Normally this would fall into the TMI range of a conversation but given the nature of the things talked about on this board and other boards on this site - I am happy to announce that at approximately Noon C.D.S.T I took a solid dump! I had been doing okay in that department since surgery Monday but today was the first real turd since before surgery!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Sorry Bob, back side of a naked man does nothing for me, if that is what you are implying. I'm a ************** trapped in a man's body and that is the way I like it! If you're suggesting lifting weights as part of my excercise program post WLS then we're cool.
Thanks Go To. What part of Houston? Went to HS in Tomball. Have not been that far south in many, many years.
Hello one and all!
Up front let me say that I am new to this website, forum, and boards, and have learned oodles and oodles reading the post! Had a lot of my questions answered by just reading the boards. Big five peices of information being follow your Dr's directions, walk,walk,walk, sip,sip,sip, keep up your protein and supplements and loose skin is the trade off. My RNY is next Monday and while part of me is apprensive as all hell about it more of me is looking forward to not being the man I am now! At 331 aiming for 200 but will gladly take 180 if I can get there.
Here is the seque. Once on Oprah, Dr. Oz made a comment that for every 35 pounds a man looses he gains an inch in willy. Is there any vality to this? Know you can't gain anymore than you were blessed with, or cursed with depending on what you're packing, but does it seem guys, and ladies you can put your take on this in as well, that post WLS your willy got larger? What about the intensity of your erections and *******s? If Dr. Oz's claim is true I am looking forward to the day I can imitate Eddy Murphey in the Nutty Professor when the Buddy Love character first appears and pulls out Professors Klump's oversized pants exclaiming "My Dick! My Dick! I can see my dick!"