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Sharing the poo smell with the neighbors

d c
on 2/9/09 9:38 am
Okay this is too funny. 

This morning before I went for my procedure at the hospital I had a good ol' DS poo and a particularily smelly one I might add.  Well, as we usually do, my hubby opened a few windows and we turned on the whole house exhaust fan that literally sucks all the air out of the house so we could de-stink it before we left.  About two minutes later we went out the front door to get in the car and yeah, you guessed it.  The smell was hovering outside.  My husband said its like some sort of living entity that you just can't kill. 

Our neighbor on the left was coming out at the same time to get in his car and said hi and then got a funny look on his face and said,"whew, smells like a dead animal is rotting out here somewhere!"  My husband and I could hardly restrain our laughter!

nurse4lyph
on 2/9/09 9:44 am
OMG Cindy this is priceless......... LOL
Victory shall be mine -
Nina E.
on 2/9/09 9:46 am

LOL  OMG that is too funny...

I had to use my sisters bathroom (which is waaay down the hall from her livingroom).  About 1 minute after i entered the livingroom my sis says, " OH!!! you gotta turn on the fan and close that door!" soo funny

I feel bad for people at work..even with 2 courtesy flushes it is pretty FUNKY... I always make sure noone can pin it on me!! lol

my son always says UHoh here comes the stinkbug (speaking of his toots) but now I will think of it when i am in the stall at work! lol

Nina ~~   BMI was 52, now 26.1 (normal). From size 26/28 to 10 pants and 2xl/24 shirt to xs/sm shirts. SW/CW/surgean Goal/mynew GW 322/161/180/165     I Heart MY DS!!

        

    

d c
on 2/9/09 9:58 am
Yeah, my biggest concern at work is not to be seen entering or exiting after a potent poo!  I use sprays and Just a Drop but sometimes like my husband says the entity lives on!

Julie R.
on 2/9/09 9:54 am - Ludington, MI
It's strange...I don't consider the smell any worse than a regular poo smell....just more distinctive and lingering.    My family is pretty used to it by now, and I'm sharing a bathroom with four other people in a little tiny house, where the bathroom is RIGHT off the kitchen.   Poo-pouri helps a lot.     Once, I was kind of having a bad night poop-wise and my fiance' and I were at a local bar/restaurant.   I went in and took a quick poop and got the hell out of the bathroom.    Someone came out a few minutes later and said, "Oh my GOD someone just destroyed that bathroom!" to her crowd of friends.   I almost crawled under the table.   My fiance' said "Don't worry, nobody would ever suspect that such a smell could come out of a little tiny thing like you!"
Julie R - Ludington, Michigan
Duodenal Switch 08/09/06 - Dr. Paul Kemmeter, Grand Rapids, Michigan
HW: 282 - 5'4"
SW: 268
GW: 135
CW: 125

d c
on 2/9/09 10:02 am

LOL!  Your restaurant experience reminds me of that commercial where they say "wanna get away?"


Batwingsman
on 2/9/09 10:36 am, edited 2/9/09 10:36 am - Garland, TX
Reminds me of that one fateful night at Chili's ..  

  I was sitting there in a booth eating and just had no choice but to let one slip ..     (yes, it was one of those "hovering" baddies, no less  ) ..   There were 3 college jocks eating at another booth to the side and just behind mine ..  I heard one of them quietly exclaim to the others something like, "omg, did someone just (chit) their pants or what???"        ..  The other two kinda chuckled in response  .. 

   I just sat there pretending I didn't hear them, silently hoping they were fixing the blame on one of a pair of elderly ladies that were sitting in the booth direclty in front of them ..  A few minutes later, one of the students just couldn't take it anyymore, apparently, and he whispered to the others, "dude, we have GOT to move . . I mean seriously!" ..      They stayed where they were though, but ate quickly and got up to leave, with one of them muttering aloud, "thanks for ruining our experience!"  on the way out         

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

d c
on 2/9/09 10:40 am
ROFL!  That is too funny!!! 

Nina E.
on 2/9/09 1:44 pm
I'm dyin over here... laughin so hard I'm crying...classic!

Nina ~~   BMI was 52, now 26.1 (normal). From size 26/28 to 10 pants and 2xl/24 shirt to xs/sm shirts. SW/CW/surgean Goal/mynew GW 322/161/180/165     I Heart MY DS!!

        

    

Tenorwb
on 2/9/09 10:25 am - NJ
A.  As a public service maybe spray before you vent.

B. Maybe I am not far enough post op, but mine smells different, but not necessarily that much stronger or more persistent.  Perhaps because I live alone, I just don't appreciate the change as much.   Did you find that it got stronger over time or what you had a month or so post op was it?  I am still experimenting with my diet, so things could change.   I find scented candles work well.

Peace,

William

To teach something is to have it.  To have something you must be it.   Teach peace, for that is what you are. 
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