Question:
Wooden Spoon question #2

How many of you needed the infamous "wooden spoon" if you had Lap RNY instead of open? Any difference?    — Denise B. (posted on August 7, 2003)


August 7, 2003
I had open and I did not use a wooden spoon or tongs. Able to take care of my needs myself. It might just depend on how much you weigh going in. Everyone doesn't need them.
   — Delores S.

August 7, 2003
I brought a spoon with me and never needed it. I did ask for a peri bottle which you fill with warm water before you hit the can, pour it down your backside and just pat dry.
   — bethybb

August 7, 2003
I brought a wooden spoon with me but never needed it. I had lap RNY 5/13/03 and was scared about that, because I would rather take care of things myself than have a nurse do it. Although it was not easy, I managed.
   — Happy I.

August 7, 2003
I had a lap RNY and did not need the wooden spoon. I know others swear by it, but the thought of it skeeved me. Then again, I didn't "need" to even figure it out for a whole week after surgery. Pleeeeese do yourself a favor and make sure you have a bowel movement before you are discharged, even if you have to ask for a laxative to do so. I would ask the day before you leave for something to help you "go". If you want more details look at my profile or drop me an e-mail.
   — Fixnmyself

August 7, 2003
Hey that's why you have nurses! :p. I just used my tongs to pick up things I couldn't reach and let the staff clean me up. You really can tell a good nurse vs a bad one in how they well they will wipe you! The good ones will get the warm moist towlettes and make you fresh as a flower. The bad nurses will just gab a hunk of rough toilet paper and make a couple of passes and send you off to bed a bit stinky. <p> Take Care, Be Well, Be Happy!
   — John T.

August 7, 2003
My BMI was 56 and I had OPEN, and still was able to wipe myself. Took some doing but did it - no aids needed.
   — [Deactivated Member]

August 7, 2003
you people amaze me! We are the most sensitive, loving bunch of idiots that exist, and I am not joking! Why don't I live in a neighborhood where you all are my neighbors? There is no subject too sensitive or gross that we all can't help each other out and show love and support to people we have never met! My own husband wouldn't show that kind of caring. Maybe none of you will read this, but I want you to know that you all are the people I want in my life, not my snobby neighbors who only pay attention to me when I am losing weight and ignore me if I gain. by the way, a backscratcher works much better! ha ha! I had to resort to this when I had abdominal surgery, and i found them at local import or basket shops. worked great for backscratching when the arms won't go around after surgery! love to all of you! darci
   — darci T.

August 7, 2003
I had trouble reaching certain "places" before the surgery so after I came home from the hospital, couldn't reach at all and tried the wooden spoon and it worked like a charm. Had to use it for a few weeks and as the soreness went out of my tummy, didn't need it anymore. It was a God send. But if you didn't have any trouble before the surgery, chances are you won't need the wooden spoon after surgery. Hope this helps.
   — Mary Ann H.

August 7, 2003
I had an open RNY and invested in a "pro" model. I have had very bad back problems for years. Over the last few years I would occassionaly go through times of not being able to "take care of business". It turned out that I needed some special sutures on top of things so I still can't bend the best (surgery was 6 1/2 weeks ago). I made the decision to get a Bathroom Buddy. With shipping and handling it was just over $40 (I know the price was almost enough to make me need to use it!). BUT, for me, it turned out to be well worth it. I am hoping my back problems will improve but do expect them to be a life long thing. That's why I was ok in investing in a great tool. In the past I had tried a few other things including a cheap pair of thongs but nothing has worked a great as this does. If you need the web site to buy one please email me. Happy wiping!
   — Kathy J.

August 7, 2003
I had a lap rny with six incisions across my waist area, under my ribs and at my belly button. They were small, but boy did it make it hard to stretch and reach when it came to trying to wipe. The wooden spoon was a God send. I definately did not want to ask my mom or husband to help me wipe (not a pretty picture). I would say spend the dollar or two and invest in the wooden spoon. Better safe than sorry.
   — ckreh

August 7, 2003
This might be of help to you ...<BR><BR> http://www.dynamic-living.com/bottom_buddy.htm <BR><BR>
   — [Deactivated Member]




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