Question:
What is a CRAP monitor ? Dr. Keith Marshall in FL does anyone know him ?

I have several questions What is this CRAP monitor and what is used for? What is the thigh problem and I am not talking about lose skin. The third question is does anyone know or have they had Dr. Keith Marshal in FL. thanks RobbinAnn    — robbin C. (posted on May 21, 2001)

May 21, 2001
Do you mean C-Pap? Do you have sleep apnea? I have been on my C-Pap machine for only one week and I notice a remarkable difference in how I feel. My O2 was so low and it would have slowed the healing process after my surgery (coming up on June 20th.) I also wear the c-pap for any napping. The problem with the thigh? About a week or so ago, somebody posted that if the strap is too tight while (on the operating table), it can cause some numbness/nerve problems. I believe that one was posted my a Doctor's daughter. Good luck! Barbara
   — Barbara B.

May 21, 2001
I've never heard of a CRAP monitor, but if anyone knows where to get one, let me know. There is entirely too much crap in my house, and especially the garage, and no one at my house has been monitoring the situation adequately.
   — Nancy G.

May 21, 2001
I had to laugh sorry.. CRAP monitor is good.. I'm thinking it is a CPAP machine instead which is used for people w/ sleep apnea... forces air in your nose or mouth (depending on your headgear) and keeps your airways open and keeps you breathing regularly instead of the bouts of no breathing. As for the thigh problem.. I'm not sure what you mean.. all I've heard about is sagging skin which can be painful and get infected with extremem weightloss.
   — Dawn R.

May 21, 2001
I think this was one great question..it made my day! I laughed so hard, I hurt myself. And, Nancy...please send your crap monitor over to my house in MS...thanks! Much love, Terri
   — Terri G.

May 21, 2001
Oh my gosh, Robbin- you made my day! CRAP monitor... I am laughing so hard that I'm crying! :0)
   — sgeisendorff

May 22, 2001
I need to find a way to bookmark this question - I laughed so hard yesterday I cried. Today it's making me cry again! I could use a couple of CRAP monitors - for my home and my office!! What a great pick-me-up!!
   — Carolyn B.

May 22, 2001
Gosh, I laughed so hard at this question!!And then reading the other responses had me crying and almost peeing in my pants!! Thanks for the great laugh!!!
   — Dana H.