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Twas the night before Thanksgiving
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and in my sleep. Strange dreams in my mind, began to creep. Thanksgiving leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, The thought of a snack became infatuation, Up to the kitchen I did race, Flung open the door, And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground! I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky, With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie, But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees. HAPPY EATING TO ALL! PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE! — snicklefritz (posted on November 23, 2000)
November 23, 2000
This is cute! Yes, it is(n't) funny, when we're on a diet how we even
dream of food.
— [Anonymous]
November 23, 2000
How WONDERFUL!!!!!! I can surely relate. Just recently food has been pushed
down on my list of necessities. It is wonderful to be able to joke, and
even talk about food. I was always a closet binger. I wouldn't dare ever
tell someone that I was hungry!!! Have a very happy holiday season, and
beyond -
— CohenHeart
November 23, 2000
I love it!!! I do remember those days-hehehe I just returned from our
Thanksgiving potluck at church and for the first time I was able to enjoy
the food and company. A cranberry (yes just one) was ok for a taste. Other
items were either wonderful for just a very little taste or just to smell
it. It was wonderful.
— molly1226
November 23, 2000
I LOVE this poem! I guess my last response sounded negative, but I did NOT
mean for it to be. I thought this poem is very cute. Gosh, I didn't mean
to "sound" so negative. It's just that when I'm on a diet I
really DO dream I eating everything I'm not supposed to eat. I still dream
I smoke and I quit smoking 10 years ago.
— Betty Todd
November 23, 2000
OMG, and to think a teaspoonful of this and that could make me as miserable
as third helpings did last year! My brother told me I used to be the last
to get up from the table, and tonight, he could believe how little was on
my plate. Well, I survived it, and didn't even have a bite of pumpkin
pie...(never liked it much anyway, hehehe).
— Allie B.
November 25, 2000
What a cute poem! I entertained family at my house this year (12 of them
plus my two daughters and I). We had the usual spread, and I could not get
over the quantity of food. I found myself staring at everyone else's
heaping plates, some on their third serving. I couldn't get over the
gluttony, though I was right there with them last year. I had one bite of
all my favorites, and that was it. While everyone else was unbuttoning
their pants and moaning from discomfort in front of the football game, I
was strolling around the yard with the cats. <br><br>Of
course, some of my family are also morbidly obese, and I felt the jealousy
come through. My sister and mother were joking in front of everyone about
my limited cooking abilities. I responded, "I'm a scholar, not a
chef." Although most found it a harmless comment, I knew it was said
out of jealousy. Some of them, whom I haven't seen since last
Thanksgiving, didn't even MENTION my weight loss. I'm sorry---how can you
miss a 110 lb loss?! I started to get mad, but then decided I am too
thankful for the second chance I've been given at life. I'm learning to be
proud of myself, without the accolades of others. I hope everyone had a
blessed holiday.
— [Deactivated Member]
December 5, 2000
Thank you thank you !! I really needed a laugh and you gave me several.
— Marcia T.
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