What has been the funniest thing about losing weight?

I had an adventure today...the 25 year old, blond, buff kitchen remodeling guy came 45 minutes early today and caught me in the shower. I jumped out, wrapped a bath towel around me (which now fits all the way around, WOO HOO!) and went to the door. I asked him to give me five minutes to throw some clothes on and was wondering why he kept looking up. In my bedroom, I discovered the reason. With the mastopexy (breast reduction), what used to be my droopy boobs are much higher now. What used to cover my boobs when I wrapped a towel around me, now left both my nipples half exposed! YIKES! I have become a cliche! A "tadpolling" middle-aged old maid, flirting with the repairman! And it was a TOTAL accident, I SWEAR!!!! Fortunately, it couldn't have been too sexy...with the handing skin, it looks like I have 4 huge scrotal sacks on my arms. I will be soooo glad when THAT surgical procedure is over with! Anyone else got a story of irony or humor about the consequences of losing weight?

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