Guess what I learned...and for me, it sucks!

Guess what I learned... I can eat 5 cordial cherries in a day and they do absolutely nothing to me (negative reinforcement wise)...no dumping, no nausea, no anything... other than making me feel like a complete JackA$$ for having them. Reason (well, I say reason--some may say excuse--Anyone out there have a teenage daughter?...'nuff said, eh?...I swear the child is gonna drive me to drink and I don't want that either)... I'm kicking myself so hard, I know that the decision was mine and no one technically made me do anything but jeeze... can I get an "amen" here. Now having totally shot myself in the foot with the candy, I feel like such a loser and not the kind I want to be. Sorry for venting like this but it's either this or kick the dog (I don't wanna kick the dog, maybe myself but I'm just not that flexible). At this point I've probably stretched the whole pouch out into a quart-sized zip lock bag. I'm so depressed that I let this happen. And, I know I know, don't have the stuff in the house, through it out, give it away, feed it to the birds... but I didn't, I ate them, NOW WHAT? Anyone want a teenager? Actually, I wouldn't give her up for anything but jeeze-louise can't I just have something go my way without a freakin' road block the size of the "Great Wall of China" in my way. Thank you all for letting me vent. Comment and kicks in the butt both welcome and expected... UGH

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