Why do thin people constantly tell me how fat they are?

I am pre-op, the largest person in my office, the largest person I know. For my entire life, I have been riddled with extremely thin friends coming up to me and WHINING about the 2 pounds they've gained and how fat they are. Mostly, these people are looking for validation, but I find it offensive to be confronted with people who are HUNDREDS of pounds lighter than me who are looking to me to basically tell them, "yea, but you're not as tubby as I am!" I am so sick of hearing it. There is now a thin woman in my office, the receptionist (the main culprets are usually my receptionists) who everyday, several times a day comes to my desk (with it's special chair because I am so heavy), pats her non-existant belly and tells me, "ugh, I am so fat! I can't stand myself!" I am so sick of it, I want to tell her, "jesus, yes, I think you should leave the building before the fire marshall comes!" What can I do to get these skinnies to stop fishing me for compliments?

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