Stalked by Pizza

WHAT? food that stalks us?  oh if only I had known....

I had bought some vanilla ice cream because I was having company... they didn't eat it and it had been in my freezer for such a loonnnng time.... I decided to open it. ( i should have given it away)
I started having just a small bowl now & then...

it started calling me.... while i was busy doing other things- I'd go have just a little... again & again....

Finally- I got wise to it.... I took the half- gallon out of the freezer put it in the sink and let it melt under HOT WATER! 

oh wait---

that was the chocolate ice cream! 

vanilla still in the freezer... but now that the chocolate is gone.... seems the vanilla is afraid that it will have the same outcome and is being quiet!  shhhh

not calling me at all!  how strange!!!! 

so glad to know that others are taunted by food that stalks....
too bad we aren't talking....



CELERY!!!         

Dear JEllen,
You are hysterical!!!

I love icecream.  I am actually having some light coffee flavored right now and I know I should just be having celery - but alas, celery isn't "staking" me!!!!  Oh my goodness, the PUNS!!!!
I think it is really cool (actually really hot) that you put the icecream in the sink and ran ho****er over it.  So now the vanilla is very appropriately concerned. Wow, I'm telling my unhealthy food you might stop by for an unexpected visit at any time!!!

you make me

Anne

Loved reading about all the food that STALKS!! Anne,
I belong to this forum already--it is wonderful--just like all the people on it! It is nice to be surrounded by positive energy....and so glad that we all are learning how to RUN from our stalkers:-)!!