Bariatric Buddy

joke

vickie O.
on 7/6/10 9:13 pm - amarillo, TX
  Question: 
What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS? 

 

Answer:
A crazy ***** who WILL find you!

 

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Patrece S.
on 7/7/10 1:49 am - CO
lol... YEAY Vick is back! Hoping all is well with you and your father and hubby.

Patrece
JUST DO THE NEXT RIGHT THING!
Obesity Help Support Group Leader & Coach
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy          
      
 Lost 114 lbs. working on getting rid of a recent 10 lb regain...and WILL succeed! 

Kathy B.
on 7/7/10 8:19 pm - Virginia, MN
Welcome back Vick, I have been saving up jokes for replying. Look out the laughter is back. Love and hugs
Kathy B.
on 7/7/10 8:20 pm - Virginia, MN
  Hair in Dog's  Ears
 
My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
 
 
The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
 
 
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
 
 
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
 
 
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
 
 
The pharmacist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week." 
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Patrece S.
on 7/8/10 1:12 am - CO
lol

Patrece
JUST DO THE NEXT RIGHT THING!
Obesity Help Support Group Leader & Coach
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy          
      
 Lost 114 lbs. working on getting rid of a recent 10 lb regain...and WILL succeed! 

Daisy407
on 7/9/10 7:24 am
RNY on 06/21/10 with
bahahahah!  You girls are funny!

Patrece S.
Group Leader

Kathy B.
Co- Leader
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