joke

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The Blonde Bowling Team

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team
rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,
when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!"

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and
says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

lol

Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!  And by the way, I thought you said you had boobs now.  Time to change your signature, don't you think?

right on lady.  will be done.  i also need to put up a new avatar. vick

Test Tubes

e have two test tubes here," said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. "They contain two carefully synthesised ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genitically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female ovum, while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa.
      
      "If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?"
      
      "Could you possibly give us a demonstration?" asked an awed member of the audience.
      
      "I'm sorry, not tonight," said the professor, "Solution A has a headache."