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joke, i wrote this one and is really good

vickie O.
on 5/12/10 12:59 pm - amarillo, TX
imagine you on a white sandy beach, stark naked.rays of sun kiss your shoulders and lips. the tide is nibbling at your toes and you know it is time. the young man walks up to you and holds his hand out to you and gazes at you with a sparkle in his eyes. you start to feel warm and fuzzy, wait a minutes,,, fuzzy, did i say fuzzy, **** i forgot to brush my teeth the last 3 days. now how do i get this guy to split

 

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Clizziesmom
on 5/12/10 1:36 pm - Holt, MI


Good one..........working from home I have to stop and ask myself on a regualr basis when was the last time I brushed my teeth   ;)
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Patrece S.
on 5/13/10 12:45 am - CO
LOL... you guys are a hoot..

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Kathy B.
on 5/13/10 10:21 am - Virginia, MN

 Old Bones 

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
      
      The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
      
      "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
      
      The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

 

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