Bariatric Buddy
joke- a groaner
Cold Water |
A man went to visit his 90-year old grandfather and while
eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he
noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says,
"Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold
water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather
made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around
the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are
you sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I
told you, those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them,
now don't ask me about it anymore."
Later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As
he was leaving the house, Grandfather's dog, who was lying on
the floor, started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was
watching, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, get your butt
out of the way!"
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green ...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ********!
The teacher had to leave the room!
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