Bariatric Buddy

joke- a groaner

vickie O.
on 4/25/10 5:17 am - amarillo, TX
KINFOLK
Two good ol' boys in a  Mississippi  trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at their local plant.  
 
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"  
 
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.    
                                  
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
 

 

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 4/25/10 7:33 am - Virginia, MN

 A Joke Backfires 

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers.
      
      One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.
      
      The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.
      
      Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"

 

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jmshadowdancer
on 4/25/10 12:36 pm
LOL
Patrece S.
on 4/25/10 3:06 pm - CO
hehehe

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