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joke-a good one

vickie O.
on 4/22/10 12:24 am - amarillo, TX
RNY on 01/22/09
    An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.  I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.  Now, I want the party, who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.
  No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression."
 
Again all was quiet.
 
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.  Her head was bowed and her voice quivered, as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible  misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
 
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.      

 

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Kathy B.
on 4/22/10 4:33 am - Virginia, MN
RNY on 09/02/09
Yes indeed, good one Vick

The Note

At a sexual assault trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the answer, After reading the note the judge instructed the jury foreman to read it and pass it along to the rest of the jurors.

One juror, who had dozed off, was nudged by the woman juror sitting next to him. He took the note from her and read, "I'm going to screw you like you've never been screwed before."

The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his pocket. "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!" ordered the judge.

"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."

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Patrece S.
on 4/22/10 7:44 am - CO
RNY on 07/21/08
Haaaaaa... you two found some good ones today! Thanks for the giggle!

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