Bariatric Buddy
joke
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!
'guys just never learn . . . do not **** off the woman'
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
| Two Gallons |
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The farmer's new high-tech milking machine arrived when his wife had been out of town for a long time, so he decided to test it himself. He inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch, and enjoyed himself immensely. But when his fun was over, he realized he couldn't remove it. He tried every button and knob without success. Desperate, he grabbed his cell phone and called the machine's customer service line. "Hello, I just bought a new milking machine from you and it works great, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Oh, no need to worry about that," replied the customer service rep. "It releases automatically as soon as it's collected two gallons!" |
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Patrece S.
Group Leader
Kathy B.
Co- Leader