Bariatric Buddy
joke- good one
Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
In the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
Or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
Bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
Hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
Vick, so glad you are back. Saving up jokes to reply to yours. Love you girl.
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?" The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?" The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"
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Patrece S.
Group Leader
Kathy B.
Co- Leader