BUTT IS ON FIRE!

HELP!
I was constipated for a week, not I am going so much that my butthole (for lack of a better term) is having major issues. I am having pains and it is making me feel like i have to poo more, but that just aggrevates the issue.

I need advise FAST! I sit at work all day and could just cry.

 Answer, short sweet and simple, Tuck pads wipe butt area with one, then apply a dab of Anusol cream. These are better than prescription stuff. The Tucks pads cool your flames instantly.
Hope this helps.

Linda has the best advice, now add fiber to fluids to prevent another hinder attack.

Preparation H also has a hemmoiroid cream with a pain releiver in it that helped my hubby a lot when he was having a similar issue!

stick a joint in the inflammed area and try to suck in your gut real fast. this will help you with the pain. lol  (i am not taking this lightly, i had the same problem, but you are already getting good advice.  i thought a good laugh might make you feel better.)  vick

Vickie, you crack me up! ROFL!!!