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joke--a good one , sorry ladies

vickie O.
on 4/1/10 4:37 pm - amarillo, TX
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom
faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish waiting on a
customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked, 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.00.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot', Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to
describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy and Walt went to the
back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary shouted back, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot


 

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Patrece S.
on 4/2/10 12:11 am - CO
LMAO... oh my goodness!

Patrece
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Kathy B.
on 4/2/10 10:44 am - Virginia, MN

 The Hamster and the Frog 

A mangy looking guy walks into a very classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says: "I'm sorry, but I don't think you can pay for your meal." The guy admits, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me my supper?"
      
      The waitress, both curious and compassionate, says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque."
      
      "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the ground and it runs across the room, directly to a piano. The hamster then proceeds to climb up the piano, and starts playing Gershwin songs.
      
      The waitress says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy sits back and enjoys a fine steak supper with all the trimmings.
      
      Shortly thereafter, he asks the waitress, "Can I have a piece of that fine blueberry pie I see on the dessert cart over there?" "Only if you got another miracle up your sleeve", says the waitress. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the table, and the frog starts to sing up a storm!
      
      A stranger from a nearby table runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the restaurant with dollar signs in his eyes and a big smile on his face.
      
      The waitress says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions!"
      
      "No", says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."

 

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