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vickie O.
on 4/2/10 10:16 pm - amarillo, TX
RNY on 01/22/09

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
 
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse.  I'm a professional.  In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient.'
 
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest "man thingy" the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
 
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regained her composure.
 
"I am so sorry," she said. 'I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
 
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
 
She ran out of the room.

 

 

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Kathy B.
on 4/3/10 5:36 am - Virginia, MN
RNY on 09/02/09

 How to Tell the Weather 

To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog.
      
      If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
      
      If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
      
      If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
      
      Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
      
      Sincerely,
      
      The CAT
 

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Deb Breneman
on 4/3/10 2:17 pm - Newburgh, IN
RNY on 01/25/10
 I sent this to a friend of mine who is a nurse.  I'm sure she will be amused.  
Deb Breneman
HW: 250      SW: 240    RNY 1/25/2010       CW: 119 (22lbs below goal)
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