Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage,
 a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
 insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then
 arranging to have her killed.
 
  A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
 dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie
 explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a
 spouse was $5,000.
 
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he
 wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
 insurance money.
 
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the
 man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested
 inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept
 the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
 
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local
 Super Wal-Mart store.. There, he surprised her in the produce department
 & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor
 unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the
 manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder
 scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no
 choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
 
However, unnown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured
 by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard,
 who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before
 he could even leave the store. 
 
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed
 the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial
 arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly
 arrested. 
 
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared.... 
 
 
(You're going to hate me for this...) 
 
 
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for$1.00 @ WAL-MART!' 
 
Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, 
I receive it from my warped friends and then I sent it on to you.