Bariatric Buddy
IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological discoder excuse.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate wihout ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing ur ears.
14. There are times whn chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly me are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
LOVE YA! MEAN IT!
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological discoder excuse.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate wihout ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing ur ears.
14. There are times whn chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly me are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
LOVE YA! MEAN IT!
We must let go of what was if we are going to embrace what is ! 
Great list Janet. So true.
OH Support Group Leader
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome
hehehheeeee...cute!
Patrece
JUST DO THE NEXT RIGHT THING!
Obesity Help Support Group Leader & Coach
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy
Lost 114 lbs. working on getting rid of a recent 10 lb regain...and WILL succeed!
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Patrece S.
Group Leader
Kathy B.
Co- Leader