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on 3/20/10 11:04 am - Baltimore, MD

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.   After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant..


She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What the heck's wrong with you?" He demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren , and you told her she was pregnant???! !!"

     The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:....... ...."Does she still have the hiccups?

Kathy B.
on 3/20/10 11:38 am - Virginia, MN

RNY on 09/02/09

Love it Char, you had me......

Here's a couple to share tooo

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St. Paddy's day jokes

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to
heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place
I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey !'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he
meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father..'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go
to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a
group together to go right now.'

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Patrece S.
on 3/20/10 3:24 pm - CO

RNY on 07/21/08

CUTE!

Patrece
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