Bariatric Buddy
Joke for the Day
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifter her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her chicken legs.
Next day she need to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gaver her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day the poor lady need to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought ehr husband to the store....
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What were you thinking? Her Husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails. I worry about you sometimes.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifter her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her chicken legs.
Next day she need to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gaver her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day the poor lady need to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought ehr husband to the store....
Please scroll down.)
What were you thinking? Her Husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails. I worry about you sometimes.
We must let go of what was if we are going to embrace what is ! 
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Patrece S.
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