Bariatric Buddy
joke---good one
Mother Nature vs. Golf
A married couple is out golfing. They both hit the ball and one goes to the left, the other goes to the right.
The woman finds her ball in a field of buttercups. She hits a beautiful shot and sends the ball sailing across the green. Unfortunately, she destroys the buttercups.
Suddenly a goddess appears and says, "I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you have treated my buttercups. As a consequence, each time you taste butter you will be sickened to the point of total nausea. You will never be able to eat butter again." The goddess then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the woman calls to her husband ,"Hey, did you find your ball?"
The husband replies "Yes, it's over here in these ***** willows."
The wife yells "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"
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EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
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The Ten Commandments
(Minnesota Style)
1.Der's only one God, ya know.
2.Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3.Cussin ain't Minnesota nice.
4.Go to church even when you're up nort.
5.Honor your folks.
6.Don't kill. Catch and release.
7.There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8.If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9.Don't be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10.Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.
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The Ten Commandments (Minnesota Style)
1.Der's only one God, ya know.
2.Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3.Cussin ain't Minnesota nice.
4.Go to church even when you're up nort.
5.Honor your folks.
6.Don't kill. Catch and release.
7.There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8.If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9.Don't be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10.Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.
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