Bariatric Buddy
joke
Bathroom Humor |
Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of those rest
areas on the side of the road.
I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into
the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice
from the other stall............
"Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with
strangers in washrooms sitting on a toilet. I didn't know
what to say, so finally I say:"Not bad............"
Then the voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say:
"Well, I'm going back east..............."
Then I hear the person, all flustered, say:
"Look, I'll call you back--every time I ask you a question
this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"
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A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and bellowed at him, "Open your hands NOW."
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the **** out of him!"
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