joke=== real life

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to
a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed
her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at
the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains
in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.