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vickie O.
on 3/13/10 1:22 am - amarillo, TX

RNY on 01/22/09

The Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating Is Better than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Patrece S.
on 3/13/10 4:07 am - CO

RNY on 07/21/08

LOL.. ohhh boy!

Patrece
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Kathy B.
on 3/13/10 11:50 am - Virginia, MN

RNY on 09/02/09

Good One Vick, are u travelling the neighborhood???

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Goodbye Ugly Suit

hen the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him.

      "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

      "Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked.

      "That's the one!"

      "That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suitwe've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

      "Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."