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Must Be Where Smart Ass Came From

jmille28
on 3/12/10 10:22 pm - Miamisburg, OH
RNY on 05/04/10

We all make excuses, but this one is the best I've heard, and is a good Joke to start the day
 


With time, women gain weight because we accumulate
         so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it 
        distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren't heavy, we are
     enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I 
     will think,
   "Good grief, look how smart I am!"

LOL, Have a great weekend everyone.

We must let go of what was if we are going to embrace what is !                                
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Patrece S.
on 3/13/10 4:06 am - CO
RNY on 07/21/08
LOL... I love it!
You have a great day too.

Patrece
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Kathy B.
on 3/13/10 11:42 am - Virginia, MN
RNY on 09/02/09
Hehehehehe, I got that one recently too. Great concept and explaination. Got my excuse down pat with this joke. Thanks
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