Barracks Door

 

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The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

Thank You for the joke: I needed that

bryan, if u needed that, i hope you are ok.  anything u want to talk about. this is the place to unload or you can send me a personal message.  glad u enjoyed it. vick

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa... funny!

how are you doing patrece. healing up?  are u on your second set of  clothes or whatever they call them yet. the ones that aren't fo tight.  have u noticed that we have 733 members now?  need to post another message welcomign them. vick

Yep Vick.. thanks for asking. I am healing up and getting a bit better day by day. I do get this almost crampy feeling in my mid to lower abdomen. Not sure if it is from the surgery or something else.. Maybe some fluid build up for all I know. But all in all coming right along. All stitches are out except about 3 at the bottom of my right Areola, there is a very thick scab there, and they just refuse to pull through it. Put some antibiotic ointment and a gauze pad on it to hopefully soften things up so I can get em out.

I can begin using the next set (stage 2 garments) in a couple of days. He says at 4 weeks. I actually wore it today cuz i was lazy and did not have the other clean to put on. It is much more comfy all in all, but not sure if it is enough support or not at this point. I also like the way it is built better.
We are booming on membership! Yeah a new welcome to all new members post is in order I believe.. good thinking!

Some jokes have TMI, but here goes.......




Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job.
The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

The first man replied, "A thought.
It pops into your head, there is no forewarning that it is on the way; it is just there.
A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That is very good," replied the interviewer.
"And now you, sir," he asked the second man.

"Hmmm, let me see..... a blink", said the second man.
"It comes and goes and you do not know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!", said the interviewer.
"The blink of an eye. That is a very popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out on my dads ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture the light at the barn
comes on in an instant.
Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.

"It is hard to beat the speed of light.", he said.

Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, it is obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.

"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie.
"You see, the other day I was not feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I **** my pants."

He got the job.  

pretty good. lol

hahaha love it Kathy...