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extra joke-----a good one, couldn't resist had to get off my clip board

vickie O.
on 3/1/10 6:36 am - amarillo, TX
A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold."

 

 

 

 

 

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

 

 

 

 

 

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

 

 

 

 

 

"'Good", she replied "Get your own damn blanket."

 

 

 

 

 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End
 

 

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Patrece S.
on 3/1/10 7:29 am - CO
LOLOLOL... love it!!!!!!

Patrece
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Kathy B.
on 3/1/10 7:55 am - Virginia, MN
Good one Vick

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