Bariatric Buddy

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vickie O.
on 2/26/10 9:13 pm - amarillo, TX

Unions

 


A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you might expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an obese fifty-five year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority

 

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Patrece S.
on 2/27/10 3:40 am - CO
hehehe...

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Darlene G.
on 2/28/10 7:13 am
RNY on 02/09/10 with
LOL that is awesome.  My hubby works for one of the "Big 3", so I know all about how unions operate.  That sounds just about right!
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