Jack Schitt's Family Tree

 

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How many times has someone said to you...."You don't know Jack Schitt." This phrase is commonly used by Americans in case of a heated argument to let the other guy know that he knows nothing.

Now, you will know the entire story....

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt. In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks.

LOL.. heard this years ago.. how cute.
Glad to see you here and posting this morning Vick! How are the Dr appointments going?

I almost choked on the Schitt-Happens marriage! LOL

Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches

Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches No Matter What....     A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.   Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both Brought chicken sandwiches every day!  This went on all through the fourth and fifth Grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.   He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'   She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'     'Why?' he asked.   She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'   'Let me see' he said.   'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.   He looked and said, 'That's right. You are!  Better not eat any more chicken.'   He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.  He said to the little girl, 'I  have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'     She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!   She said , 'Oh, my Go****'s too late for you!  You've already got the NECK and GIBLETS!!!

lol. thanks vick