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joke for tomorrow

vickie O.
on 2/24/10 8:04 am - amarillo, TX
RNY on 01/22/09
i have to be at the va hospital early tomorrow with my hubby so here it is.

Pancake Breakfast

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

 

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Kathy B.
on 2/24/10 8:38 am - Virginia, MN
RNY on 09/02/09
My contribution is not a joke but something I borrowed from another spot here on OH.  Hope you enjoy and do some thinking.



Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.  
 
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 
 
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 
 

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 
 

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 
 

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.  
 
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to Criticism.  
 
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? 
 

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.... 
 

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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lulubug94
on 2/24/10 12:03 pm
RNY on 02/16/10
You both make me smile!
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Mary M.
on 2/25/10 4:03 am - Minneapolis, MN
RNY on 09/30/09
Me, too!!!
                       
Mary

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you CAN do."  John Wooden

 I'm down 120 pounds - thanks to RNY!  Working on the next 25.  Then I'll tackle more...
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