Bariatric Buddy
joke---lmao
There is a factory in America which still makes the 'Tickle Me Elmo'
Toys
(laughs when you tickle it under the arm).
A new employee was hired at the toy factory and she reported for her
first day promptly at 08:00.
The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up
that
there are Elmo dolls all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush pink fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles
and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The
Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and
approaches the woman:
"I'm sorry," he says, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
Still laughing, he said: "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Toys
(laughs when you tickle it under the arm).
A new employee was hired at the toy factory and she reported for her
first day promptly at 08:00.
The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up
that
there are Elmo dolls all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush pink fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles
and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The
Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and
approaches the woman:
"I'm sorry," he says, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
Still laughing, he said: "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best.
Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
After a few weeks, move up to ten pound potato sacks and then fifty pound potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift a one hundred pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks.
OH Support Group Leader
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome
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Patrece S.
Group Leader
Kathy B.
Co- Leader