Bariatric Buddy
joke--for the nurses amoung us he he he he
The Confused Nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to ***** Mr. Smith's boil!"
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Bud Light and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Bud Light and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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Patrece S.
Group Leader
Kathy B.
Co- Leader