Bariatric Buddy

Groups » Bariatric Buddy » Discussion » joke---- a little o...

My Groups Start a Group

joke---- a little off color

vickie O.
on 2/4/10 12:45 am - amarillo, TX

Truth is its Own Reward

A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothin in sight but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".

He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35". He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".

Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Many times a night".

Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.

The moral of this story is "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 2/4/10 3:50 am - Virginia, MN

RNY on 09/02/09

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, she said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

OH Support Group Leader
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome