lmao------joke of the day!!!!

Fingers

This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids
b) have grown kids
c) were a kid
d) know a kid!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of
her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong
honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

 

                                                                                  

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Protein packed snack ughhhhhh  Good one Vick.

Mine today is not for the kids.  Enjoy




Ralph's Surgery

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erece longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But...... after several weeks, his penis had grown fifty centimeters.  Ralph became quite concerned.  He was having problems dressing, and even walking.  so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that although rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will Ralph be on crutches?'  the wife asked anxiously.  'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the wife boldy, 'you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't you?'

you and vick are so hilarious , i love gettin to read your jokes!!!!