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vickie O.
on 1/30/10 12:05 am - amarillo, TX

New Voice Mail for School

We have employed a new voice mail system and
would like the staff to have knowledge of how itoperates.
When you are dialing school, please call______________.

You will then be answered by a cheeryvoice from us that
will give you a menu of options to meet your needs.

These are:

To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work Press 2
To complain about what we do Press 3
To cuss out staff members Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was in your
newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5
If you want us to raise your child Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone Press 7
If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all these other
lines will be busy.

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 1/30/10 6:24 am - Virginia, MN

RNY on 09/02/09

Baby planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother got confused what to answer so she simply said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess and then I will explain in detail"

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case and his mother can only explain the answer.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. I hope she can explain it to you."