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yuck, yuck,yuck---a real groaner, pretty good
The Clone |
A scientist finally succeeded in cloning himself, but all his clone
would do was sit around and spew out cuss words. After a week of
this, the scientist finally got fed up and pushed his clone out of the
10th-story office window.
A short time later there was a knock on his office door. The scientist
opened the door to find a policeman who said, "I'm going to have to
arrest you for making an obscene clone fall."
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
Why did you have to die |
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? " The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? " The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband." |
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