Bariatric Buddy

A ke

annielou176
on 1/27/10 9:49 am - Lexington, AL
Kathy & vicky  I hope you like this one!!!!!!!



A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?

Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
Posted on 01/27/10, 08:01 pm

                      
JustMeee0609
on 1/27/10 10:04 am - Tyronza, AR
I loved it lol 

Just Meee aka Linda    
Come join me in the Bariatric Buddy Group
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/
 
Highest weight 406, Surgery weight 386, and now on the Losers Bench! 
 

        
vickie O.
on 1/27/10 11:29 am - amarillo, TX
gppd one annie. loved it. vick

 

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 1/27/10 11:29 pm - Virginia, MN
Great one Annielou.

Would you

A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching.

He walked up to the keeper and asked if he could stop them. The keeper told him that they are in their natural habitat and could not do anything about it. The father asked the keeper, "If I throw peanuts at them, do you think they would stop?"

The keeper looked at the father in the eye and said, "Would
you?"

OH Support Group Leader
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome

        
Patrece S.
on 1/29/10 12:16 am - CO
heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheeeeeeee
Love em both.. but especially the cop one.. wonder if that would work???

Patrece
JUST DO THE NEXT RIGHT THING!
Obesity Help Support Group Leader & Coach
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy          
      
 Lost 114 lbs. working on getting rid of a recent 10 lb regain...and WILL succeed! 


Patrece S.
Group Leader

Kathy B.
Co- Leader
×