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vickie O.
on 1/26/10 12:24 am - amarillo, TX

Little Tommy and Math

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short,
everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they
took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on
his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight
to his room & starts studying.

Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard
at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to
her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a
word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.
This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to
understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it
on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got
an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his
room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy
looks at her and shakes his head. "Well, then," she replies, "was it the
books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"
Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school,
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around."

 

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 1/26/10 2:13 am - Virginia, MN
Caught Red Handed

 

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "I have caught you red handed. Do you  have a license to catch those fish?"

"Nah, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" Said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

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Patrece S.
on 1/26/10 1:37 pm - CO
lol... you two!

Patrece
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