chuckles-------------------------lol

The Story of Creation

On the first day of Creation, God created the Cat.

On the Second day, God created man to serve the Cat.

On the Third Day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as
potential food and/or amusement for the Cat.

On the Fourth Day, God created honest toil so man could labor for the
good of the Cat.

On the Fifth Day, God created the Sparkle Ball so the Cat might or might
not play with it.

On the Sixth Day, God created veterinary science to keep the Cat healthy
and the man broke.

On the Seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop out the litter
box.

LOL.. where do you come up with these? Cats do think they rule don't they!?!

i shall never tell!!!!!l lol

   Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
    the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
    adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to
    meeting a few times a week to play cards.
   
    One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
    other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
    we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
    think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
    can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..
   
    Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she
    just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How
    soon do you need to know?'

  As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
    phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
    urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news
    that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
    Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,
    'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of  them!'

yuck,yuck,yuck