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vickie O.
on 1/20/10 10:56 pm - amarillo, TX
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Doctor Qualities
 

First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. 
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." 

The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually 
took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, 
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

 
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EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 1/20/10 11:41 pm - Virginia, MN
 Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house
    together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts
    her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
    'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The
    94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come
    up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses
    'Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92-year-old is
    sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
    sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
    never get that forgetful, knock on wood..' She then
    yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
    I see who's at the door.'
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Patrece S.
on 1/21/10 4:48 am - CO
LMAO... Love em both!

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