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redneck jokeof the day!!!!!!!!

vickie O.
on 1/20/10 12:19 am - amarillo, TX
 
Divorce
 

A farmer walked into an attorney???s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ???May I help you???? 

The farmer said, ???Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.??? 

The attorney said, ???Well do you have any grounds???? 

The farmer said, ???Yea, I got about 140 acres.??? The attorney said, ???No, you don???t understand, do you have a case???? 

The farmer said, ???No, I don???t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.??? 

The attorney said, ???No you don???t understand, I mean do you have a grudge???? 

The farmer said, ???Yea I got a grudge, that???s where I park my John Deere.??? 

The attorney said, ???No sir, I mean do you have a suit???? 

The farmer said, ???Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.??? 

The exasperated attorney said, ???Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything???? 

The farmer said, ???No sir, we both get up about 4:30.??? 

Finally, the attorney says, ???Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE???? 

And the farmer says, ???Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.???

 
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Patrece S.
on 1/21/10 4:14 am - CO
LOL... wonder why huh????  good one Vick!

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