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joke of the day!!! real good one

vickie O.
on 1/19/10 2:31 am - amarillo, TX

A Lonely Frog

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his
future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a
beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

 

EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW

Kathy B.
on 1/19/10 4:24 am - Virginia, MN
Well, I will avoid the psychic hotline.


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !

    An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
    that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
    explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
    stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
    even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
    'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
    later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
    'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

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