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joke of the day!!!! good one

vickie O.
on 1/17/10 2:11 am - amarillo, TX
RNY on 01/22/09

a cityslicker decides he is going to move to the country and become a farmer.

he goes to the feed store and orders 100 baby chicks, the manager complys

next week he goes to the co-op and orders 200 baby chicks, the manager does

the next week he orders 500 baby chicks, the manager says, " man you must really be doing well with all the baby chicks you are ordering."

"na, says the new farmers, i am either planting them too deep or too far apart."



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Kathy B.
on 1/17/10 3:47 am - Virginia, MN
RNY on 09/02/09
cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, scratch, scratch..................... to bad, so sad.  hehehehehe

Thanks Vick.


A busy weekend

 

A young high school couple - Johnny and Suzie had been  dating for 2 years, but Suzie had very conservative parents -  so she never told them about Johnny.

One day she announced, "Johnny, Friday is my 18th birthday.  I want you to come over and meet my parents. And then Saturday,  they will be going away for the weekend - and this being my  18th birthday, I want us to finally "DO IT."

Johnny was ecstatic, and the day of the dinner, he went out  and bought flowers for Suzie and candy for her mom. He then  stopped by the pharmacy to buy some condoms. 

The pharmacist asked him, "Do you want the 2 pack, 3 pack  or 12 pack." Johnny responded, "You know, I think it's  going to be a busy weekend, so I'll take the 12 pack."

Johnny headed over to Suzie's house, gave her the  flowers and her mom the chocolate. Suzie's father also joined them on dinner. Johnny asked if he could say grace before the meal,  and he sat there quietly for 10 minutes almost in a meditative state.

Suzie turned towards him and whispered, 'Johnny, you never  told me you were so religious."

Johnny turned and replied, "Suzie, you never told me  your dad was a pharmacist."

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