joke of the day!!!

there were these three guys. they had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. they found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.  he tells them "ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."  so the three guys go over to the pool. the first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. the second guy was money hungry and yelled out "money!" and lands in a pile of money. the third guys jumps, when a bird poops on his head, and he yells "oh crap!"




ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

That's DEEP Vick.



A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?" "Really," he said, "have you tried mouthwash?"

that is a good one. lol  vick