Bariatric Buddy
what's planned or what did you do--everybody!!!!!
well i slept late so i figured many of you have already had your day, at least a large majority of it. my hubby and i are going to see avatar 3d ., next week we will go see daybreakers(about vampires) then the story of eli (or something like that). we go to the matinees so it is cheaper. then i must get back here to work on a picture i am doing in oil, if the base is dry yet. it looks real funky right about now. i'm fixing to eat my yogurt/protein/fruit/nuts for 24 grams of protein. good stuff, maynard. i also need to bath my yorkie today. he is a little dirk magnet even though i keep him in a puppy cut. do any of you other guys have any pets you just loooooovvvvvveeeeee? well best go, hope to be hearing from a lot of you. take care. vick
EXPERIENCE WITHOUT REFLECTION IS HOLLOW
I set my alarm to ring around 8 am, looked over at the clock when I awoke, thought it said 7:30. I got up, found my glasses, went into the kitchen to wash the floor, my morning task for the day and saw that it was really 4:30 am. As long as I was up and awake, I started in on the cleaning I wanted to finish. Played a couple games of solitare, read a little of my book. Napped for an hour and then did get up at 8 am.
I picked up Patrece from the airport and we are both going to get naps in before we decide what projects to work on this afternoon. Oscar and Gretta were thrilled to see Patrece when we got home. We drove past Lake Superior while we were in Duluth. There is still some open water, vast amounts of ice, Wisconsin is visible on the far shore.
This afternoon, I will post the surgery list for next week. thanks Kevin for the idea. Let's see if we can send these folks some well wishes before they go for their procedures.
I picked up Patrece from the airport and we are both going to get naps in before we decide what projects to work on this afternoon. Oscar and Gretta were thrilled to see Patrece when we got home. We drove past Lake Superior while we were in Duluth. There is still some open water, vast amounts of ice, Wisconsin is visible on the far shore.
This afternoon, I will post the surgery list for next week. thanks Kevin for the idea. Let's see if we can send these folks some well wishes before they go for their procedures.
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Got this in my email and thought of you and your yorkie Vick. Had to share.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
NOTICE TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they ****at less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
NOTICE TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they ****at less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .
OH Support Group Leader
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome
Come visit us at the bariatric buddy group http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/welcome